Unfortunately for this dolt, those old days of easy flipping are long gone and buyers know better than to fall prey to the greed-infused motivations of gold-bricking shysters.
WISHING PRICE: $535,000
PURCHASE PRICE: $360,000
OVERLY OPTIMISTIC PROFIT TARGET: $140,000
SQ. FT.: 1,218
$/SQ. FT.: $439
YEAR BUILT: 1965
COMMUNITY: Belmont Shore/Park/Naples/Marina Pacific/Bay Harbor
DOWN PAYMENT: $107,000
INCOME REQUIREMENT: $122,000/year
MONTHLY NUT (AT 5.05%): $2,900
DESCRIPTION: Standard sale. Amazing ocean and Cataline views. Stunning end unit. Complete remodel, Kitchen has custom limestone floors, granite countertops, all new Bosch built-in appliances. Beautiful bathrooms with new vanities, counters, tile and fixtures. New carpet throughout. Huge balcony. Low HOA dues. Underground garage. First time on market since new.
Who is Cataline? That chick across the street who watches TV in the nude? Yeah, I guess that is a great selling point.
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