Just kidding. He's still a greedtarded moron.
DAYS ON MARKET: 889
Check out this ingenious pricing strategy:
Mar 06, 2007 - Listed $510,000
May 08, 2007 - Price Changed $508,000
Nov 16, 2008 - Price Changed $490,000
Dec 23, 2008 - Price Changed $480,000
Easy there, broseph! We can barely keep up with all those aggressive price cuts!
Hell, at this rate he'll have it sold in no time! And by "no time" I mean 2056.
I mean, maybe he simply forgot his apartment was for sale? Is that possible? Kind of like leaving the iron on or locking your keys in the car?
And do you remember this nearby condo I highlighted in the original post:
Or, would you rather buy this nearby condo with upgraded bathrooms and floors (our mental midget at 1401 only has carpet) for $319,000:
If you bought this tidy little place, with a price unchanged since April and 393 total DOM, you'd have enough left over to buy a car commensurate with your six-figure income ($112,000 is four times the local median income, you big baller!) like a Beluga black Bentley Continental GT with a turbocharged 6.0L W12 under the hood:
Yeah, well that dude sold in May for $225,000. Ouch. Doesn't portend well for Crazy McKookiepants asking $480,000.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Dumbest. Seller. Ever.: UPDATE II
Remember this dingbat in the Diplomat? Well he finally sold!